Drinks
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Today I am starting my drink testing. Given the comments other testers have made about the likelihood of loss of grammar and maybe even social skills, I thought you might appreciate a step-by-step account of my progress. I’m not testing everything in the one day (11 drinks! And besides, I’m still missing an ingredient for some of them) but I want to finish up quickly and move onto other things. Also, I’ve finished my teaching for the week, so from today and Friday is not a bad time to go quietly crazy.
Because I can’t guarantee my sobriety (being a cheap drunk), I’ve printed out all my recipes and I’m numbering them. The numbering means that I know which recipes I’m trying but you only get the tasting notes. I’ll post in normal blog-lengths, so you will get my notes in stages. This is very cruel of me, but necessary. The final drinks recipes will all enter this space in October, and that’s when you’ll find out specifics. I don’t know how detailed the notes will be from the rest of the team, but at least you can laugh at my attempts to not get drunk and also to details the strengths and weaknesses of each drink. One thing I know before I start: we probably need three of my eleven drinks on the long list, just because they have the same base alcohol.
My first drink is #3. I’ve already spilled some. This has nothing to do with drunkenness and everything to do with trying to find ingredients stashed in odd places while sipping. The brandy and sugar were in the library and are now not, and I am saved from early overdose of alcohol by losing 1/3 of the first drink. My flat is going to smell delightful by the time I’m finished.
#3 is good. Perfect for the Speakeasy. Not bad for drinking before the Banquet begins, but not flexible enough for the menu, really. Sophisticated and dead easy to make. So easy, in fact, that the bartender is likely to look at me in horror. They’ll just have to jazz it up themselves with fancy gestures and throwing things around.
This would have been an entirely salubrious start if some weren’t spilled. On the other hand, if anyone rings at least I’m still sober. I’m so sober, in fact that I remembered to change the spellcheck to Aussie English.
More will follow. I need a few minutes recovery.


