Spam glorious spam
I hope your festive season hasn’t been quite so spam-filled as mine. Every time I turn on the computer, a hundred new emails that clog my mailbox with cringeworthy material.
I’ve never eaten the real stuff (spiced ham) because it might upset my mother. OK, OK, it might upset me, too. Being Jewish and all that. It has a bit of a history though, with the spam song having about the same deep textual validity as a dwarf mining song from a Pratchett novel. Just replace ‘gold’ with ’spam’ and they’re almost identical, which says something gobsmackingly important but I’m not sure what. (If we were in an election period I could make bad jokes about pork-barrelling, but alas, political jokes don’t fit the holiday season at all.)
To celebrate this amazing abundance of spam, I’ve collected a few links for you. The first has to be The Amazing Spam Homepage. And you most certainly need a Hawaiian recipe for Spam. And your life would not be complete without a Spam timeline from the original manufacturers.
Now you have an overabundance of information about spam of all sorts, which was precisely what you wanted when you woke up this morning. Wasn’t it?



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